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HOW OLD DO YOU ACT? [X] You know how to make a pot of coffee. [X] You keep track of dates using a calendar. [ ] You own a credit card. [ ] You know how to change the oil in a car. [X] You've done your own laundry. [ ] You can vote in an election. [X] You can cook for yourself. [ ] You think politics are interesting. TOTAL SO FAR: 4 [ ] You show up for school late a lot. [X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket. [ ] You've never gotten a detention. [ ] You have forgotten your own birthday. [X] You like to take walks by yourself. [X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up. [ ] You drink caffeine

Bold is what applies to me. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not

I've continued to travel about the universe with my headly power, and have dug up the following. 1. Artists think there work is bad just because they see it all the time so it gets a bit boring to them. 2. Econnomy sucks, it enjoys screwing with people. 3. Santa Clause is real he just desided to make your parents do the work. 4. Happiness is GOOD. Sadness, or anger is BAD. Seriously teenagers. 5. If you question people trying to teach you things, it will come out wrong. They know what they are doing. 6. The Dictionary does not have every word people say. I've looked. 7. Bitch, Please. 8. Nobody is better or worse because thier